zeldathemes
Brook, 20
Homestuck, Harry Potter, Starkid, Doctor Who, Ponies, Supernatural, Sherlock, The Little Mermaid, RHPS, A Song of Ice and Fire, Scott Pilgrim, Disney, various other books.
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biliusronald:

Harry Potter + Text posts | Part 1

incase you missed this in my drunken stooper

necrophiliaczooplankton:

bromoyed:

Dád Egbert has officially been banned from Facebook. I can’t get him back without government ID.

This post will honor the man and the legend and live on in our hearts even as he no longer lives on on the internet.

RIP Dád Egbert. And may you and Johnjamin seek peace in the afterlife.

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I love you for doing this dad egbert was the only facebook profile that needed to exist

adios dad you will be missed

killuangel:

"it’s like freud always said," says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily

roboskellywhovian:

madeandusedandwasted:

apologetic notes for the socially inept

Sometimes I want to apologize for not being able to talk to people like a normal human being. So I made these.

I wish I could send one of these to everyone I know, to apologise for babbling incessantly about absolutely nothing, just because I’m lonely…

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

willstr1:

genderfluidstrider:

jaegerirl:

fartgallery:

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

what if you die naked? or in bondage gear? or in a clown suit?

nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?
chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

nipplethief:

oh my god

kingcheddarxvii:

Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling nerds

smalldoll:

coelasquid:

Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls?

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Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh?

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Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit.

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Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive reach…

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Like, really impressive reach….

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THIS HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME BLESS THE OP

  #it's DRAINING OH MY GOD I GET IT    #it's filled with souls    #right?    #and it's draining!  

abbygubler:

ohrobbybaby:

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

koncreates:

lampurple:

histtoriia:

Just a casual reminder that Mikasa almost died if it wasn’t for Jean saving her.

also casual reminder that just because you might be worth 100 soldiers or an entire brigade you can still die at anytime by anything in an instant

Another casual reminder that Jean punched a motherfucking titan in the motherfucking eye

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)