zeldathemes
Brook, 20
Homestuck, Harry Potter, Starkid, Doctor Who, Ponies, Supernatural, Sherlock, The Little Mermaid, RHPS, A Song of Ice and Fire, Scott Pilgrim, Disney, various other books.
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we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’

we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

discare:

Do you ever just wish you could unmeet someone? like maybe they were great up first, or even for awhile. But then they cause you so much pain and sadness that it wasn’t even worth the good times. So now they’re just stuck in your life, in your fuckin thoughts. You want them out but nope, forever they’ll be part of you.

marauders4evr:

waitingforthelastcenturion:

#says the man who picked up the body of a dead woman who wanted nothing to do with him in life (via benjyfenwick

That tag though

findchaos:

ChaosLife: Homo Hint

Wait, everyone else met Pete the Peacock, right?

  #it was totes the scarf of sexual preference  

keytotruth:

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen

uusui:

c0rnmuffins:

uusui:

emma-relille-tunger:

uusui:

iceland is scary

are those giant marshmallows

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

Seriously though what the fuck are those

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

  #it's hay    #i used to call them marshmellows when i was a wee'un    #and the ones without the white plastic were burnt marshmallows    #yes i know i spelled one wrong but i don't feel like fixing it  

xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

  #you have my full attention  

iicy2wag:

kyrianne:

Homestuck:

the characters include straight kids, gay kids, polyqueer alien kids, blind kids, kids with lisps, kids in wheelchairs, kids who are deaf, kids who are mute, kids who can’t smell, kids with learning disabilities, kids who are otherkin

and every last one of them is an obnoxious asshole.

Except for the dead kid. The dead kid is cool.

sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

thegestianpoet:

"YOU SICK BASTARD" I shout

Jon Snow starts to cry. He has been fighting off this flu for a week and has been eating lots of citrus. He’s doing his best. 

  #but obviously knows nothing  

If the signs were mythological creatures:

Aries: Werewolf
Taurus: Hell hound
Gemini: Doppelgänger
Cancer: Banshee
Leo: Fairy
Virgo: Angel
Libra: Nymph
Scorpio: Siren
Sagittarius: Ghost
Capricorn: Mermaid
Aquarius: Vampire
Pisces: Shapeshifter
  #homestuck has ruined me  

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

  #STILL NOT ALLOWED CLOTHES  

baeritt0:

das-taube-spuern:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

that’s it

wow